Saturday, January 3, 2009

Of Course you can get pregnant in the butt....


I just don't get it. Are kids really this stupid? No wonder we have so many teenage pregnancies. I was on yahoo answers tonight, and yet another teen posted a question about pregnancy. The question asked:

"Can I get pregnant from anal sex?"

Butt sex. Good ol' hiney hankey. Louisiana swamp water foreplay. Heading up the muddy river....ok i'll stop.

Seriously. Are you that stupid. If you have to ask that question you shouldn't be having sex in the first place. Part of me wants to feel sorry for these kids, because they haven't been taught anything by their parents. However, most of me just seethes at the thought that kids are having sex before they know the facts.

OK That is my rant for now. Maybe I will try writing something nice in the near future....

4 comments:

thatguy2021 said...
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thatguy2021 said...

i would love to know what you meant when you said "louisiana swamp water foreplay" because i do find that very offensive and i think thats called discrimination.

LT Burgess said...

@thatguy2021 - So do you troll sites looking for anything that might offend you? Whatta life.

Let me explain to your sensitive brain. Swamp water is dirty, usually a brownish, smelly liquid. Anal sex can produce some the same sights and smells as swamp water. Louisiana is known to have lots of swamps. Hence the catchy and euphemistic term.

I am not sure if you are offended by the reference to anal sex (which clearly is free speech) or that Louisiana was mentioned in comment about anal sex (but again, free speech).

Louisiana having lots of swamps and being used in this context would be stereotyping, not discrimination. Look it up.

Unknown said...

seriously...the reason why teenagers are stupid is because idiot adults like you is where we get it from. So before you star talking about teens and being stupid, you should look back at the things you dumbass does
!!!! and fyi, i am a proud teen mother of a beautiful 20 month old girl!!