Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Ode to Oatmeal

Stinky oatmeal farts

why are you here?

Ravaging my intestinal track

smelly, like rotten eggs or methane leaks.

You come, like clockwork

four to six hours after tasty breakfast.

Leave my body in peace, and my husband too!

He covers his nose and I laugh!

I cannot cover my shame.

Oh stinky oatmeal farts,

Why do you pester me so?

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