Stinky oatmeal farts
why are you here?
Ravaging my intestinal track
smelly, like rotten eggs or methane leaks.
You come, like clockwork
four to six hours after tasty breakfast.
Leave my body in peace, and my husband too!
He covers his nose and I laugh!
I cannot cover my shame.
Oh stinky oatmeal farts,
Why do you pester me so?
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