Stinky oatmeal farts
why are you here?
Ravaging my intestinal track
smelly, like rotten eggs or methane leaks.
You come, like clockwork
four to six hours after tasty breakfast.
Leave my body in peace, and my husband too!
He covers his nose and I laugh!
I cannot cover my shame.
Oh stinky oatmeal farts,
Why do you pester me so?
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
2am
Up again, it’s 2am
My head keeps going wheels spinning
Can’t shut down the thoughts go round and round like a pinwheel
Spinning, twirling, dancing in my head.
Worry sits on me, crushing me, consuming me
Until I can’t breath.
Maybe if I try I can cry
Release the river of emotion; damned forever?
Must run a way and hide from the solitude of 2am
Up again, dancing thoughts
Wondering who I am.
My head keeps going wheels spinning
Can’t shut down the thoughts go round and round like a pinwheel
Spinning, twirling, dancing in my head.
Worry sits on me, crushing me, consuming me
Until I can’t breath.
Maybe if I try I can cry
Release the river of emotion; damned forever?
Must run a way and hide from the solitude of 2am
Up again, dancing thoughts
Wondering who I am.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Finals Suck
(Posted on MySpace June 2006)
Well, I am trying to write three papers and study for three finals all at once. Instead, I am playing around on MySpace and also playing Guitar Hero. Maybe that is why I am still working on papers? I guess I am a little behind (heh, heh, heh). I can't wait for winter break.
Well, I am trying to write three papers and study for three finals all at once. Instead, I am playing around on MySpace and also playing Guitar Hero. Maybe that is why I am still working on papers? I guess I am a little behind (heh, heh, heh). I can't wait for winter break.
(posted on MySpace November 2006)
Anyone who says English is easy is fooling themselves. I'd like to see anyone try to pass linguistics with an A. It is almost a graduate level course. Try to write a paper using Ideological Rhetoric on a topic from Higher Education in Oregon from 1994. Also, Try doing all this while trying to finish a 5-7 page essay for a competition for Northwest Magazine! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh well, at least I'm doing well in all my subjects :)
Also, how many times can Cinemax play Terminator 2: Judgement Day? Better yet, how many times can I watch it and still not be bored?
Anyone who says English is easy is fooling themselves. I'd like to see anyone try to pass linguistics with an A. It is almost a graduate level course. Try to write a paper using Ideological Rhetoric on a topic from Higher Education in Oregon from 1994. Also, Try doing all this while trying to finish a 5-7 page essay for a competition for Northwest Magazine! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh well, at least I'm doing well in all my subjects :)
Also, how many times can Cinemax play Terminator 2: Judgement Day? Better yet, how many times can I watch it and still not be bored?
Celebrity Adoption Addiction: Help us Find a Cure
(posted on MySpace October 2007)
What the hell is up with this adoption fad? Are celebrities using their adopted children for secret research studies? Maybe, just maybe, these high profile people have realized just how stupid they are, and that they shouldn't lend anymore of their own genes into the mix (unfortunately this realization comes too late for Nichole Ritchey--or is it?). Another annoying, cynical question: why are all the kids being adopted from other countries? America must be good enough to live in if you are rich, but adopting its children? That was so yesterday.
It seems that today, adoption is less about wanting to care for a child as it is to be hip. I know there are high profile celebs that do care about the kids they bring to their families, but come on. Some of these people shouldn't be having families period.
What the hell is up with this adoption fad? Are celebrities using their adopted children for secret research studies? Maybe, just maybe, these high profile people have realized just how stupid they are, and that they shouldn't lend anymore of their own genes into the mix (unfortunately this realization comes too late for Nichole Ritchey--or is it?). Another annoying, cynical question: why are all the kids being adopted from other countries? America must be good enough to live in if you are rich, but adopting its children? That was so yesterday.
It seems that today, adoption is less about wanting to care for a child as it is to be hip. I know there are high profile celebs that do care about the kids they bring to their families, but come on. Some of these people shouldn't be having families period.
Taco Bell: 59 Cent Babies
So, I was at Taco Bell the other night and there were about 15 kids hanging out in the front at 9pm. The problem was, most of them had babies. It was cold, and most of them didn't even have jackets on (the babies--who cares about the parents). I don't understand why anyone--and YES even teen parents--would think it is okay to leave a baby sitiing in a car seat in front of the Medford Taco Bell at nine o'clock at night in fifty degree weather while letting their cigarette smoke fly into their kids faces? Maybe these kids were mentally retarded and on a field trip to a future workplace? It is sad, but this kind of sh*t really pisses me off. Maybe forced sterilization should come into play here.
Miley Cyrus and Vanity Fair
The girl is only 15. How in the hell was her dad OK with her posing naked with a sheet draped over her? She is not a woman, she is a young girl. It doesn't matter if she is famous or not, there has to be a line drawn.
Anyone who would let their young daughter pose like this, should rethink their parenting skills. I understand that girls at this age think they are adults; I myself was that age not long ago, and I have three teenage nieces. I just don't get this acceptance of girls pretending to be women, whether they are famous or the girl next door.
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